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Приєднався 7 гру 2008
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iPhone X Gon Give It To Ya
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September 12th 2017, presented by Tim Cook, CEO of Apple. You could have used this opportunity to do this, but you wasted it.
Those goddamn AWS charges
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Silicon Valley S04E04 - Teambuilding Exercise AWS charges, fucking Bezos
Zlatan - Du Gamla Du Fria (Quiz Larossi Remix)
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Zlatan - Du Gamla Du Fria (Quiz Larossi Remix)
Ricky Gervais Out Of England 2 - The Stand Up Special (Full show in 720p with English captions)
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Taped in Chicago in front of a live audience, Ricky's second HBO stand-up special is, just like his first, a compilation of his best material from his previous UK specials, but presented to the American audience. He talks about God and religion, the recession, addiction, famine and plenty more. No copyright infringement intended. Ricky is simply too funny to pass off and other videos of this sh...
40 - 42hz Noise to piss off your neighbors
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Right click the video and select "Loop" to play this on repeat. Original track at: soundcloud.com/eatsleepjeep/40-42hz-noise
The IT Crowd - Douglas Reynholm attempting to fire his lawyer (S04E06)
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Douglas Reynholm attempting to fire his lawyer in his divorce case with legal assistance from Jen.
The IT Crowd - Jen's browser (S04E05)
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Jen requiring the button for the internet.
Pusher 2012 Franke and Milo sit-down
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OJ, FRANKE, MIN BEST VEN I KOBENHAVN
Escape From Alcatraz - Charlie Butts
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Escape From Alcatraz - Charlie Butts
The Dictator - what the fuck did you call me?
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The Dictator - what the fuck did you call me?
25:03 that can of Foster’s is massive
Christianity is the only religion you can openly crap on. Think about that
England use to exploit other nations and not provide them. Africa joke doesn't make sense to me. How?
Please could you do a vid of loud rickety old dryer type sounds for at least 4 hours if possible? My neighbours have their dryer on at stupid o lock and it keeps my kids awake/ wakes them up. I’ve told them it’s literally louder than the drilling (during the day) when the house was being built. They’re not arsed. Going to hook it up to Giga bass stereo 😊 Any content recommendations appreciated as this was posted years ago. Thanks
Both of the lions on the ark also have manes... So...
Huh? Honestly.
"there goes David Brent. I must remember to thank him"
Ricky Gervais would benefit from watching Anthony Jeselnik.
Spiders, theyre always ready arent they ? 😂
😂😂😂 The best comedian in the world.
you couldnt have killed your puppy, jesus killed it, on his birthday, because it cost your uncle a lot of money this christmas
Wish he wouldn’t drink Fosters 🤢
Thanks to posts like this my neighbors, whom have not only physically, verbally, other ways harassed me.. they are using these types of tracks to harass me! There only reason is, the father who works for Homeland Security, his adopted son works there too… Wants the house I’m living in… So, they are harassing me so I move and they can buy said home! Not cool… they have caused me to have permanent nerve damage….
I need stuff like this as my neighbours don’t give a flying fk what time they have their old loud dryer on, wakes my toddler up nearly every night. Back to back house too so it vibrates through my house like I have an actual dryer next to me in the bed! My nerves are shot, my toddler is over tired. I guess what I’m trying to say is that videos like this work both ways, not everyone uses them to harass
"which is their prison" how did I just discover this special
Ahhh god, the most deadly of them all but considered better than Satan who has killed only, what? 10 people? god killed millions. Makes total sense.
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Well about the Africa thing. You must know that there is no truth in what he's saying. Not that i don't find it funny. But factually wrong. Exploitation of ressources, huge debts for independence and other forced agreement that give british companies privileged rights. Especially that most the money exploited has already been deported to the UK. I don't mind laughing about it. Just being informed about this is better than basing your opinion on a joke.
In my top 5 dead or alive
Food addiction is a serious, fatal disease that affects millions of people worldwide. Please read up on this, Ricky.
Remember if you’ve got a little budget for dealing with the neighbours this is the best way. Place a ring doorbell camera in the window of your home so when the police come you get a notification when they pull in the drive and you can quickly turn your anti-neighbour beat down remotely . I find that a first gen Sonos wireless speaker for about £60 on eBay is the best value , put the speaker inside a bucket and then put the bucket up against the wall You want to target securing it in place with something heavy like a book case. Remember never to say to the neighbour - "if you want my death-beat to stop you’ve gotta stop being such an ignorant inconsiderate asshat" because if they record you saying that you then become the bad guy /girl in the eyes of the law. Simply say this to them "I don’t know where the sound is coming from, but if I see the person who’s doing it I will suggest to them that it’s only fair they stop making this noise if you also stop making the noise but again I’m not sure who it is so I can’t make any promises" A video cannot show the direction a noise of this type is coming from. My friend was absolutely mentally destroyed by a very ignorant and unstable neighbour who would shout and scream outside of his door saying that that she lives there and he is making too much noise when he would be sat there in complete silence ! We used the above method and it’s amazing how people no matter how unstable their self preservation mode will switch on and they will quickly agree to shut the F up if the pulse of doom stops😂 we would literally put it on and my friend would come and sleep at my house and mile down the road. We would activate the ring camera and all you could hear was.. wump wump wump wump wump wump punctuated by "aaaaarrrggghhh make it stop please make it stop"
I love the song he came out on stage to- Won’t Get Fooled Again by The Who, my favourite song of that band
A god damn mad genius.
32:50 Yes! It's true, God is the greatest genocidaire in the entire history of humanity. He created monsters such as dinosaurs and Tyranosaurs and then he bombards them with meteorites to kill all life on earth, we can see that God is very messy. Then he drowns all life on earth with Noah's ark, he bombards the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah and he drowns an Egyptian army with Moses. And since then it has given AIDS, as well as all kinds of illness, it destroys everything with its tornadoes, its typhoons and tidal waves. He lets lots of people kill each other and he has his chosen people exterminated and having created a kind of Aryan race that he has chosen, which he has exterminated by a people that he has never mentioned in the Torah or the Old Testament and who was never its chosen one.
So glad I wasn't eating while I watched this the very last joke I would have definitely spit my food out laughing so hard
Ricky Gervais: the man who's mastered the art of making you laugh until your abs ache, while simultaneously making you question if you're a decent human being.
So funny! Love Ricky Gervais !
Who watches this in 2024? It is a WEIRD SHOW THO 😮 🇺🇦 SLAVA 🇸🇯 UKRAINI 🇺🇦 HEROYAM 🇸🇯 SLAVA 🇺🇦
Oh boy. I am in bed extremely ill from a virus to the point that I don't know if I'll make it til tomorrow and I don't fucking care cause I might as well die laughing my ass off
Hey Ricky, can I share a story with you? One day I was driving home, when all a sudden the Lord came to me in spirit. I felt very close to Him. I knew if I asked him to play any song on the radio he would, I guess to bless my faith. So I said "ok, Lord play "Come as you are by Nirvana". I turned on the radio and the song started playing right there on the spot, perfectly… I started getting flooded with chills like a waterfall, crying, and trembling. He stayed with me for 10 minutes in my driveway. until I got outta the car. A couple months after that I started getting amazing prayers answered way more often, because it helped me quit doubting when I pray and I was lined up with biblical instructions. It's 6 years later and I still get answered prayers in Jesus name.
WHY DID HITLER/RELITH USE SHOWER HEADS WITH 11 HOLES? JEWS ONLY HAVE 10 FINGERS.😂😂😂 YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT ANYTHING RIGHT "RICKY" YOU CYRPTO-JEW. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Love how he is never shy to be himself
give me one heroin please
are we meant to emulate animals, now !?
Bruce Buggermi
goat was kidnapped 🌚
😂😂😂😂 going away for the weekend with my bf. I put this on my voice recorder on my spare phone and plan to set it to repeat then hook it up to the blue tooth speaker. I'll set the speakers near the ceiling and turn all volumes to 10! I also drive long distances to and from work so I'll be giving them a free concert on those days as well 😩😈.
This movie is so freakin awesome. I was in my 20s. This is how i learned not to front. Dont EVER DO IT
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN? WHY I ONLY KNOW THIS HERO EXIST IN FUCKING 2024
I love u man
Pathetic
Recently I’ve come here quite often at night if I can’t fall asleep- don’t know why but Ricky is so comforting 😊
He has some good jokes.
TOO INACTIVE. TOO INWARDLY. NO. I know you can make it.
It's like Pringles 😂
I don't mean to alarm you Ricky your having a pop at kaitlyn jenner you've a got a pair of titts yaself.. just saying xxxxxx
Brilliant as always! 😂😅🎉
Do you earn money from this upload?
57:00
'bollocks to be telling me to calm down my old chap'
Top geezer Ricky
AMEN